There was a japanese man in america.He spoke japanese. He turned on the tv to learn some english.
Hardware channel: Forks and knifes
Cartoons: Because he stole my lolipop.
Commercial: Plug it in, plug it in!
Well, he thought he had heard enough and went on a walk.
Police: sir, do you know who killed this man?
Really? With what?
Forks and knifes
Because he stole my lollipop
Sir, we're gonna have to put you in the electric chair.
PLUG IT IN, PLUG IT IN!!! XD